The Merch Guy

At The Merch Guy, we understand the importance of standing out in the entertainment industry. That's why we offer an extensive selection of merchandise tailored to comedians and associated companies, including promoters, venues, and production companies. Our range includes custom-designed apparel, accessories, and novelty items that are perfect for showcasing your brand and engaging with your audience. Elevate your presence and leave a lasting impression with our high-quality merchandise that's sure to make you stand out from the rest.

About Us

Welcome to Comedy Merch Central, the premier destination for all things comedic. Whether you're a comedian, promoter, or a production company, we've got you covered with a wide array of products designed to make you stand out. Our mission is to bring the funniest and most unique merchandise to fans and professionals alike.

We have access to a vast array of suppliers, enabling us fulfill your financial, ethical and sustainability needs. With no minimum order requirements, you can explore the world of merchandise without investing in large stocks of untested items; try a few and see how they go!

Sweatshirts

Sweatshirts for tour merchandise

T-Shirts

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Tote Bags

Tote bags in a variety of colours is an excellent, low cost item for your portfolio

Mugs and Water Bottles

Mugs and Water bottles are an excellent way to have your images in constant view

Badges and Fridge Magnets

Badges, Fridge magnets, Bottle openers and small Mirrors with your brand, logo or designs...

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Exclusive Merchandise for Comedy Enthusiasts

Custom Merchandise

Tailor-made products for comedians and comedy events, ensuring a personal touch for your brand.

Event Promotion

Promotional materials and products to make your comedy events memorable and successful.

Brand Collaboration

Collaborate with us to create unique merchandise for your comedy shows or production companies.

The best place to get merch for comedians! The quality and design are top-notch.
John Doe: Comedy Promoter

Our venue's event merchandise has never looked better. Thanks to Comedy Merch Central!
Jane Smith: Venue Manager

The custom merchandise for our comedy production was amazing. Our fans loved it!
Samuel Green: Production Coordinator

Woodlands Park, Bedford Road, Clapham, Bedford, UK
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Branding

We can add your Tour Image and slogans, photographs or any contect that you have in mind. We have a number of printing methods available to you.

QR Codes

We can generate QR codes for you, and add them to any merch that you have made. This gives quick and easy access to your website/podcast/tour information.

No Minimum Quantities

Unlike many other printing companies, we use 100% digital systems, so we do not have to make plates and screens. Small runs using analog methods can be very expensive as the hardware production costs have to be factored in to each item. We use digital technology that enable one-offs to be made at the same unit price as 1000.

Diversity of materials

From t-shirts to hats, from mugs to key-rings - we can generally print on anything. Our laser technology allows any image to be applied to any product, including white on black.

Unique Products

We endevour to open every door when it comes to gimicks and unique products. If your set references an unusual item, we will do our best to provie that item as merch for you. So far, we have printed on knickers, umbrellas and teddy bears. We will try to work with you on your particular journey through comedy.